Hotline: Welcome to the sewing hotline, how can I help you?
Me: Good morning and I am so happy to have finally reached you. I made a dress and it does not fit. Again. What shall I do, please, I need help? HEEEELP!
Hotline: Take a deep breath and evaluate the situation. Is there an accident? Is someone hurt? Can you see open seams or are entrails of the sewing machine spilling on the table?
