The Nightly News Translated Into Disturbingly Frank Speech - CoronaVirus Special Edition (SATIRE)
A special Coronavirus news update from BNN...
Negative Propagandist (grinning into camera): Good evening, mind-controlled tax slaves. This is a special Covid-19 update from BNN.
The head of the USSA mafia today announced from the White House that any business that remains open will be violently shut down by order-followers with badges in strange costumes. This Satanic control freak added that the best way to combat the Coronaviru…
