A man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
lthough his English was far from perfect,…
They got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,…
And asked him the following questions:
L: Have you any ounds?
M: Yes, a an acre and half and nice little home.
L: No, I mean what is the foundation of th case?
M: It madade of concrete.
L: I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a realrudge?
M: No, wewe have carport, and not need one.
L: I mean. What are your relatio like?
M: All mymy relations still in Poland.
L: Is there any infidelity in your mriage?
M: We havave hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
L: Does your wife beatou up?
M: No, I I always up before her.
L: Is your wife aagger?
M: No, shshe white.
L: Why do you want this vorce?
M: She gogoing to kill me.
L: What makes you thi that?
M: I got t proof.
L: What kind of proof?
M: She gogoing to poison me.
She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: “Polish Remover