We agreed!

He always shows up at night.
At first, I thought he was jolly and black
since he carries a huge sack on his back
But this weird fellow is white!
I once saw him clearly by the moon lite
It was during a long, sleepless night.
One of these nights, I waited for her
but instead, I saw this dwarf's white fur.

"Hey, tooth fairy it's not polite of you
to make me wait, I've got a tooth or two.
It's not mine but why should you care?
It's ivory and you can easily wear
it around your neck or decorate
your empty place or wait...
How about attaching an elephant to these two?
You please mother Nature if you do."

But she didn't show up and I spoke to the wall
that was the worst of all.

That hairy fellow turned out to be
extremely fond of me.
Whoever thought of that?
But, why should I share my warm bed
with a smelly, hairy dwarf?
Trust me I rather starve!
I am sure the virus has spread
that certain night as he wet my bed!
Have you noticed his crazy eyes?
They all say those mirrors tell you no lies.

So we finally both agree,
-since the long white beard kept staring at me-
I do give him all my teeth
if he will eventually leave!
He can sell them all or play
with it or even use them to eat.
The only thing I want and need
is to find a way to lose, get some faith.
This way it's easier to starve instead of dying of an overweight.


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06.02.2020 22:56

This seems to be a twist to the tooth fairy tradition. I like it.

07.02.2020 09:02

Thank you for your sweet comment. You are the only one who read it (besides of my kids).

!trdo 💕

07.02.2020 16:02


07.02.2020 19:16

You are the only one who read it.
Thats not true! ;-)

07.02.2020 20:22

@hansgans It was at the moment I wrote this. I doubt there are many readers here. People do not like to read. It takes time. Internet is for the one liners mainly. ❤️Posted with ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbroYujK9LNd2s8zDKPUCADmseyJDuNbhwBPrrF7xM8FL/logo-comment.png)

10.02.2020 08:01

Thank you for being a member. We gave you an upvote. Greetings @team-ccc.

08.02.2020 13:42

He peed in your bed - gross!!
Thanks for submitting, will add it to the next post, coming in a few minutes.

08.02.2020 18:57

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08.02.2020 18:57

Oh what a price to pay, to lose weight - I'll pass on that one!
Clever rhyme and lots of surprises in this!

09.02.2020 15:06

@carolkean Thanks for your comment.

We always pay a price and in the end it tirns out to be for nothing. Thought about my friend's dad this morninh Always overweighted, they had fights about it for years. He broke everything, it was no fun to have him around, along with a trip or holiday... as he finally lost weight he had cancer. Not much left of him. Now he is thin he has a hernia too.🤔Posted with ![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmbroYujK9LNd2s8zDKPUCADmseyJDuNbhwBPrrF7xM8FL/logo-comment.png)

10.02.2020 09:32

This is really great. I love finding all @mariannewest prompts in there. Here's a great example of why active participation in @freewritehouse is rewarding in ways other than earning steem. Love this.

12.02.2020 18:53