Puns


What is a Pun?

A pun, or paronomasia, is a form of word play that deliberately exploits an ambiguity between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. Such ambiguity may arise from the intentional misuse of homophonical, homographical, homonymic, polysemic, metonymic, or metaphorical language.

I hope today's selection of puns can bring on a chuckle. If you don't get it the first time, give yourself a moment to let them sink in. Have a great weekend!

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Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. - Unknown

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. - Unknown

I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot. - Unknown

The barber opened up a shavings account. - Unknown

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. - Anthony G. Oettinger

Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak end. - June Carter Cash

He had a photographic memory which was never developed. - Unknown

Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It’s literary suicide. - Erma Bombeck

Constipated people don’t give a crap. - Unknown

He dropped a computer on his toes and had megahertz. - Unknown

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. - Unknown

Leopards! Be ready for a spot check! - Graffiti

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Comments 5


lol..howdy sir Vincent! These are great!
These are great. Here's mine: He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

And here's yours: I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Right? lol.

17.07.2020 03:01
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Howdy Jonboy, I am glad at least someone appreciate the puns. lol

17.07.2020 03:58
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I'm sure lots of people read them but don't comment. If you stopped then people would ask what happened to them!

22.07.2020 02:44
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Thank you for your vote of confidence. :-)

22.07.2020 04:52
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You are welcome. I know these things. lol.

26.07.2020 02:21
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