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I am the steeming pile of poo that has taken residence in @cryptopie's bowels and I am very dismayed at his unlawful attempts at my removal.
Per the law governing landlords and tenants, I am entitled to no less than 30 days and a formal eviction notice. I will be speaking to my lawyer, who happens to be a corn kernel I met in the small intestine, about options we can take to protect my rights …
