This is the result of 3 AM insomnia.
I can not be held responsible for the insanity.
So instead, I will hold my cats responsible.
In order to have a better understanding of this creation, please read the following interview with myself:
Me: Why are you doing this?
Also me: I can't sleep.
Me: That is no excuse.
Also me: I want Cheezits.
Me: Anyone who actually watches this is going to hate it.
Also me: Whispers ... I like it.
Me: You're weird.
And to further clarify that final statement ... I present a comment left on one of my previous posts: