Suddenly you're feeling sleepy. Might be a lack of Punday Monday - 107!


Welcome to Punday Monday!

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize, your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winners of This Week's PUNday Monday Are...


(GIF by @littlescribe! Welcome!

Pocket Choice Awards:

I am of the opinion that there are four responses to creative works one doesn’t like.
Constructive criticism. Help them get better!
Useful review. Help audience members know which of them will like and which won’t like this piece.
Outdo them. Demonstrate to yourself and others what “good” looks like.
Keep it to yourself.
There is, however, only one way to respond to creative work one DOES like.
Send them POCKET.
What pun was your favorite?
https://goldvoice.club/steem/@improv/dqe3m-pocket-friday
@doctorcrypto almost gave it to @paul.atreides, @professorbromide, @miniature-tiger, @chrisroberts, @f3nix, @heroic15397, @diebitch, @ablaze.

  • POCKET Choice Winners' Circle Season Two:

@ablaze, @dollarsandsense, @heroic15397, @jk6276, @deceth, @wpkwolfe, @lordoffaux, and @mensa-sig!

Grand Prize (which isn’t bigger than the other prizes, just grander):

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@doctorcrypto. This week they also got votes from @freewritehouse for details. I’ll send one to all of our qualified entrants this week!
Our entrants were:
@paul.atreides, @mensa-sig
Our winners get bonus prize SBI for winning!

Congrats, @theartofori twice!

  • @tipu 100% upvote to the post of your choice

Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post a fully powered upvote and a @tipu




Sponsors, related content, prizes, and money

Sponsors!

@improv

I mean, am I a sponsor of my own contest? Yes? I guess? Also, because I’m involved in @freewritehouse community! Furthermore, they/we’re using their SP to upvote your puns!

Related Content:

  • Punday Monday Year One-Day contest results HERE
  • @freewritehouse has a contest round-up (that includes us) where you can find more opportunities to win SBI.
  • @contestkings with @improv in the memo line! Don’t care about SBI yourself? Put @improv in the memo line, and both those accounts will get the support! (but you won’t. But you’ll get the support of my love.)

LUMENS

We’ll each get $10 of Stellar Lumens if you use this link. You have to answer 5 short questions, each question is worth $2
https://www.coinbase.com/earn/xlm/invite/z8nb4dqf


Comments 22


Yogurta be kidding me. I curd come up with better puns but it will be all greek to you.

09.07.2019 05:41
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Then write them in your dairy! (and join us at @freewritehouse for more wordplay)

16.07.2019 03:36
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Thank you so much for participating in the Partiko Delegation Plan Round 1! We really appreciate your support! As part of the delegation benefits, we just gave you a 3.00% upvote! Together, let’s change the world!

09.07.2019 09:30
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I'm cornfused as to the winners anouncement. Did I win or @acolucky.

If I won...You can definitely give a vote to the #steemclan charity post for round two of fundraising for charity. All proceeds go to a middle school in Uganda.

09.07.2019 10:46
1

Must be a typo. Yogurt to let him know. Meanwhile, I am going to milk this for all it is worth.

09.07.2019 12:16
2

No whey!

10.07.2019 05:46
2

Oh, shoot. You won. I was very tired composing this and remnants from last week. Voted!

09.07.2019 14:42
1

Like I always tell my pal Idophilus....
That was a biff Idophilus!

10.07.2019 05:44
3

Hey doc! Come on by @freewritehouse for more wordplay!

16.07.2019 03:36
0

I can barely get a pun in a week... But I will try ;)

16.07.2019 10:19
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I had a delicious yogurt drink in India
called the Mango lassi.

Give a dog enough mangos and dreams come true!

09.07.2019 11:03
3

The milk hardened with age. Eventually, he wouldn't even smile when photographers asked, "say cheese!"

09.07.2019 12:21
4

That's a gouda one.

Come over to @freewritehouse for more wordplay!

16.07.2019 03:40
0

Yogurt puns? They're greek to me!

09.07.2019 19:33
2

Hang on... I've got a yogurt pun..... It's on the tip of my tongue!

09.07.2019 19:35
1

Eating Yogurt is the one time my girlfriend likes to spoon.

09.07.2019 19:35
1

I think that's my friend Gertrude walking down the street- Yo!Gert!

09.07.2019 19:36
1

Tried yoga the other day... It was fun, but now I feel the Yog(h)urt!

09.07.2019 19:37
2

Tell me about it. I was in my garden this morning, and stubbed my toe-MY-TOE!

Come on over to @freewritehouse for more wordplay!

16.07.2019 03:39
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I played tennis with a nice lady from the local dairy yesterday and she creamed me.

16.07.2019 00:54
2

I hope you scored.

Come on over to @freewritehouse for more wordplay!

16.07.2019 03:37
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