Apex Legends Highlight: Maestro of the Mozambique


Strap on your dildos and bust out the KY jelly, baby. Because you're about to be tossed into an arena of pure masculinity and testosterone. This clip puts such a fat boner on the human body that you could send this shit on over to ESPN for an example of peak gamer essence, use it for promotional content or some shit. Some of you might be thinking I'd have been better off butt chugging sand and farting that into their eyes since, but you'd be highly mistaken. This clip shows that even at the start of the game with no attachments, the Mozambique is the one true god of guns on Apex. 

Or, I just got extremely lucky with it. Either or. But, yeah. Enjoy the clip, pussies. 


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10.11.2019 17:12
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10.11.2019 17:12
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Dude that was intense. At points it appeared as though you were messing with your prety, leaving the crawling on the ground when you could have finished them off earlier.

12.11.2019 07:14
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Wasn't so much messing with them as it was me going 'WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY PEOPLE HERE, AND WHERE ARE THE GUNS YOU FUCKING TURBO VIRGIN PUSSIES."

Though, I genuinely was popping a giant ass boner over wiping 2 squads at the very start of the game with what is considered to be the worst gun in the game. (The developers even have made a comment basically saying they kept it in the game because it's a meme.)

12.11.2019 07:20
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