Original monster design and lore by @thingone, pen & ink drawing and watercolor by moi.
I did a super quick sketch and then did some painting with watercolors. I also went over it with highlighters a little bit.
Giant Shmee Lore
Straight from @thingone's mouth:
The Giant Shmee leaps out of the water and then eats stuff when it comes up. And then it just poops on you from above. And then it just eats your flesh to bones. And then it just eats your flesh to bones even more and then it eats your marrow and then it is done.
It flies off to the surface really badly, sneaking through the surface, and then it eats you when you type. And then it eats you in a truck. And then it leaves the back full of fish and then you eat them and then it reaches out its tail and pulls you under.
And then it knocks your house into a million pieces. And it eats your house in a day. And it will be quite a sight if it eats a person. Because if a person was inside it, its belly would rumble.
Its tail is its butt. Its legs are so long they can touch the bottom even at the bottom of a lake. It lives in Africa in very long rivers.
The giant shmee can also take a lot of stuff and then it sticks out its tongue as long as a frog can to get people into its tummy. And then it just digests it and pulls it down its tail and then the bird poops it out.
And then it sweeps you up with a broom and then puts you into a pot and fries you up with bacon and chicken, and salt on you, and then you will be quite a sight and you will die. And then you will be dead forever. And you will just drown when it pulls you under the water. And it has squid tentacles that can grab stuff from far away. They are as long as a sycamore.
They eat berries instead, but it puts berries on you. Has you as a berry sandch.